Wednesday, January 22, 2014

'Tis the Season of: Aquarius

Brr! Bundle up, boys, because it's already been a frosty few months of winter. And we're not even halfway through the season!

What better time of year--when we're all gathered around the fireplace and waxing philosophical--than to herald the arrival of the Aquarian season? Aquarius is deep, humanitarian, and just a little bit freaky.



Aquarian men are mellow yellow, and as fitting that this the dawning of their age, they are always a little bit hippie-dippie. Often considered cold, they are rarely cruel. They are the consummate zen master, detached and yet at one with the world and in deep admiration of the power of humanity.

Aquarius men are:
- Philosophical
- Inventive  
- Intrigued by technology and/or systems of communication 
- Unorthodox 
- Off-beat 



Yet for all their humanistic tendencies, Aquarians can also be:
- Emotionless 
- Flaky  
- Overzealous  
- Lazy 
- Self-deprecating and taking it out on others  



So what can an Aquarius man help you with?
- Probing the mysteries of the cosmos
- Making some damn fine cosmos. Light on the vermouth please.
- Seeing the world in a new light
- Your computer problems 
- Become more at ease with yourself and others
- Freedom fighting  

If you like a guy who is different than the rest and a bit of a mad scientist, pick an Aquarius.






Friday, January 10, 2014

FBI Releases Criminal Statistics by Zodiac Sign

Okay, I cannot confirm the validity of this article but it is an interesting read. The FBI--which apparently has a lot of time on their hands--has conducted a study or statistical analysis profiling criminals by their zodiac sign. Click the link, scroll down, and please avoid the comments!

http://partners.mediatakeout.com/66949/the-fbi-released-new-statistics-showing-which-zodiac-signs-are-most-likely-to-be-criminals-ladies-if-your-man-is-a-leo-runnnn.html